🚨 NELITO — CALL HIM LITO — ALERT 🚨
WOOOOO! To be the MAN protecting the MAN, you gotta BE the man — and Caleb Lomu IS that man, jack! Stylin', profilin', limousine-ridin', jet-flyin', kick-slidin' son of a gun — ZERO sacks, EIGHT pressures, 357 reps, WOOOOO! The kid showed up to draft night in a WEDGIE — no suit, no tie, no diamonds — because the tape IS the tuxedo, baby! Walked into a phone booth with David Bailey, the No. 2 pick, a JET, a freak of nature — and walked OUT the dirtiest player in the game! This is a BAD MAN, the kind of o-lineman Lito LIVES for! Lock it in, CVHQ Nation: if this kid stays healthy, he is going STRAIGHT to the Patriots Hall of Fame, he is going to protect Drake Maye while they hoist banners and lift Lombardis, and they are taking their boy WILL CAMPBELL with them every step of the way — three made men riding into Canton together! WOOOOO! 🚨🚓🚨 Police sirens around the frame, jack — somebody call the cops, because Caleb Lomu just STOLE Round 1! 💎✈️🐊